These signs can either welcome visitors to your home or tell them to get lost depending on your attitude. They are made of whatever scrap wood I can find laying around. Mostly pallets and spare 1x4s. These signs sell for $35 + tax and $15 shipping.
Old Buzzard front door sign
Perfect for the curmudgeonly old buzzard to let visitors know they are unwanted. Sign is $35 + tax and $15 shipping for a total of $51.26